Too Gay For This Planet

Beam up the pride with this intergalactically fabulous t-shirt! Flaunting a vibrant UFO with a rainbow beam and the playful message "Too Gay For This Planet," it's a cosmic way to express your out-of-this-world personality and pride.

Now, let's explore the stellar specifications:

• Made from 100% cotton, as comforting as a hug from your favourite human (or alien).
• Fabric weight that’s a substantial 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²), much like the gravity of your presence.
• Open-end yarn offering durability for terrestrial and extraterrestrial adventures.
• Tubular fabric construction, because who needs side seams when you're this seamless?
• Taped neck and shoulders for a fit that’s as precise as a spaceship's navigation system.
• Double seams at sleeves and bottom hem, ensuring it lasts through time and space.
• Sizes up to 5XL, because here at Yolked Apparel, we believe that all life forms deserve fantastic fashion.

Whether you’re parading under the stars or just beaming around town, this t-shirt from Yolked Apparel is your uniform for celebrating who you are, loudly and proudly. It's a declaration that you're simply stellar, just the way you are.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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