Hex the Patriarchy

Gaze upon the "Hex the Patriarchy" t-shirt from Yolked Apparel, a bewitching garment that's as fierce as it is mystical. It’s the sartorial choice for the modern sorceress, the equality enchanter, the woman who's ready to conjure up change with a sprinkle of sass and a dash of spellbinding charm.

But it's not all just spells and incantations; here's what makes this tee a real treasure:

Crafted from 100% cotton, it’s as natural as the ancient wisdom it evokes.
A robust fabric weight of 5.0–5.3 oz/yd², to endure even the most spirited of potion brewing.
Open-end yarn, for a texture that’s as authentic as your intentions.
Tubular fabric for a fit that moves with you like a second skin.
Taped neck and shoulders, for a silhouette that stays sleek and defined.
Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem, because durability is key when you're overturning age-old structures.
Fits available up to a 3XL, because casting spells of empowerment knows no size.
This magical piece has been sourced from the far corners of the earth, from Honduras to Haiti, to accompany you as you make your mark on the world.

So whether you're looking to dismantle dated dogmas or simply make a striking fashion statement, the "Hex the Patriarchy" t-shirt is your garment of choice. Don it, and let the world know that you’re not just breaking the mold — you're reshaping it entirely. After all, who says you can't cause a little mayhem while championing the cause?

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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