Never Reliable, Always Dependable

Celebrate the art of contradiction with the "Never Reliable, Always Dependable" t-shirt—a cheeky nod to those lovable rogues in life who might not always show up on time, but you know they’ll come through when it counts. Whether you’re gifting this to your perpetually late best mate or wearing it to spark a few chuckles, it’s a guaranteed conversation starter.

This shirt is the perfect mix of wit and comfort, crafted for everyday wear with a bold slogan that stands out. Whether you're a bit of a wildcard or just enjoy a good paradox, this design has your name written all over it (well, metaphorically).

Shirt Specs (Because We’re Always Dependable):
100% cotton for a soft, breathable feel—because comfort is never unreliable.
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)—perfectly balanced, like the slogan.
Open-end yarn for durability that doesn’t quit.
Tubular fabric to keep you comfy and free of those pesky side seams.
Taped neck and shoulders—extra sturdy for the long haul.
Double seam at sleeves and hem because we never cut corners.
Slip this tee on, and let the world know you might not follow the rules, but you’ve got a dependable heart of gold. Perfect for casual outings, pub nights, or just lounging about with an air of ironic coolness.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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