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Eat Pasta, Run Fasta
Eat Pasta, Run Fasta
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Carb-load with a side of speed in our "Eat Pasta, Run Fasta" t-shirt, a must-have garment from Yolked Apparel for runners who take their fuel as seriously as their miles. This tee is a playful nod to the athlete's eternal love affair with carbs, featuring a snappy slogan in a sprightly purple font that's sure to turn heads at the starting line or the dinner table.
Here's the breakdown of this tee's winning features:
- Spun from 100% cotton for a feel as soft as freshly kneaded dough.
- A substantial fabric weight of 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²), just right for a pre-race warmup or a post-run cool down.
- Open-end yarn that’s as smooth as your stride on a long run.
- Tubular fabric construction, because in a race, every seam counts.
- Taped neck and shoulders for a fit that stays put as you sprint past the competition.
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem, because the last thing you need is a wardrobe malfunction at mile 20.
- Available up to a size 5XL, because champions come in all shapes and sizes.
- The blank product is sourced from locations as diverse as a pasta buffet: Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, and Mexico.
Whether you're pounding the pavement or indulging in penne, this t-shirt is the perfect companion. It's not just a witty piece of clothing; it's a testament to the joy of running (and eating!). So lace up, carb up, and show the world that you're powered by pasta and ready to run fasta!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
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