Blue Screen of Death

Behold, the 'Blue Screen of Death' from Yolked Apparel, where we take your tech troubles and turn them into a fashion statement. With a cheeky touch, this shirt features the infamous crash screen text that's known all too well by the techy folk. It's a conversation starter, a humorous icebreaker at parties, and, who knows, it might just be the good luck charm you need to keep those pesky PC gremlins at bay.

Now, let's talk turkey – or should I say, let's talk cotton:

Crafted from 100% cotton, this tee is softer than a well-worn floppy disk.
Fabric weight that's sturdy yet comfortable at 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²), much like the robust exterior of your trusty desktop.
Open-end yarn for a touch of that vintage computer aesthetic.
Tubular fabric design, ensuring a sleek, seamless look that's almost as streamlined as your favourite operating system.
Taped neck and shoulders for a fit that stays put, much like the best bits of your coding.
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem, because we believe in redundancy – in stitching, not in system errors.

Whether you're attending a LAN party or just lounging at home trying to recover from a recent data disaster, our 'Blue Screen of Death' is the perfect way to show you've got a sense of humour about the whole affair. It's a must-have for anyone who's ever stared in despair at that cryptic error message and thought, "Well, that's my day gone."

Plus, wearing this shirt guarantees you'll never have to troubleshoot alone at a social gathering again – it's like a beacon for fellow techies. So, boot up, suit up with this blue wonder, and show that you can not only survive the digital apocalypse but also wear it with pride!








This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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